Welcome to the website of the

Staffordshire Friends Walking Group

We are an independent walking group catering for people in their 20’s, 30’s and 40's living in Staffordshire and the surrounding area.

What do we do ?

We offer a varied programme of half and full day walks, weekends away and social events aiming to suit all tastes and abilities. Activities are organised by members of the group who are all experienced and enthusiastic walkers.

Updated, just a smidge late, on Saturday 27 October 2007

A school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. Home secretary John Reid said the man was a member of the notorious 'al-gebra' movement and had been charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

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What do you get if you cross a stereo with a fridge? Cool music

What did the beaver say to the tree? Nice gnawing you

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There's two pieces of tarmac at the bar, one black, one red, sitting having a quiet pint. The black tarmac says to the other 'what do you do then?'

The red tarmac says, 'I sit near the zebra crossing to warn the drivers.’

'Nice' said the black tarmac.

Next thing, there's an almighty crash as the door is kicked in a huge piece of green tarmac runs in, he starts kicking over tables and beating up the locals.

'Run!!!' shouts the red tarmac, 'It's the green tarmac, he's a Cycle Path!'

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A strip of tarmac goes into the pub and orders a pint. After serving him, the barman asks if he wants to join his mate in the corner. Sitting in the corner is a strip of red tarmac. The strip of tarmac shakes his head violently: "I'm not going near him" it says, "he's a cyclepath!"

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There're two mints at the bar, one Polo, one Extra Strong, sitting having a quiet pint. The Polo says to the Extra Strong 'what do you do then?'

The Polo says, 'I make kid's breath smell nice.'

'Great' said the Extra Strong.

Next thing, there's an almighty crash as the door is kicked in a Purple Tune runs in, he starts kicking over tables and beating up the locals.

'Run!!!' shouts the Polo, 'It's the Tune, he's Menthol!'